It doesn’t hurt to celebrate a little, but Winston couldn’t resist the horse-drawn carriage. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Winston loves Halloween because he can walk around without a costume to get free candy.


He just doesn’t like that other people dress scarier than him.

And then one day, Bailee entered Winston’s cafe. She was awesome. When she asked him for the wi-fi code, he nearly passed out.
Winston hoped his social network profile would make his ex sad that she had left such an interesting monster.
Winston’s fortune cookie read: You’ll find true love one day. You just need to lower your standards.
Winston missed his ex mostly because she was the one who always made his eggs.
Does love like the movies exist in real life? Winston hoped so as he serenaded his ex.
On Winston’s blind date, he learned a lesson about beauty. It truly is in the eye of the beholder.